So a few days ago, I'm at work and the phone rings:
Boyfriend: Dee, I'm at the grocery store. Do you want me to get anything?
Me: Um....hmm....Yes. Can you get some oranges, please?
Boyfriend: Okay. Bye.
Ring, ring!
Boyfriend: Dee, I'm at the grocery store. Do you want me to get anything?
Me: Um....hmm....Yes. Can you get some oranges, please?
Boyfriend: Okay. Bye.
Ring, ring!
Me: Hello?
Boyfriend: What kind of oranges do you want?
Me:
Boyfriend: They have two kinds. Navel and Valencia.
Me: I dunno. Get some of both. But make sure you get the ones with the thin skin.
Boyfriend: What?
Me: Get the ones with the thin skin.
Boyfriend: Thin Skin? How am I supposed to know which ones have thin skin?
Me:
Boyfriend:
Me: They're the ones that cry easily.
Boyfriend: What?
Me: They cry easily. When you tease them.
Boyfriend: Click.
Hee!!!
Boyfriend: What kind of oranges do you want?
Me:
Boyfriend: They have two kinds. Navel and Valencia.
Me: I dunno. Get some of both. But make sure you get the ones with the thin skin.
Boyfriend: What?
Me: Get the ones with the thin skin.
Boyfriend: Thin Skin? How am I supposed to know which ones have thin skin?
Me:
Boyfriend:
Me: They're the ones that cry easily.
Boyfriend: What?
Me: They cry easily. When you tease them.
Boyfriend: Click.
Hee!!!
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